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Please clarify Ravish ji, to watch TV or to pick it up and throw it out?

First comes Self Love, then comes Self Obsession, then comes Narcissism and standing on the top of the pyramid of this self-indulgence is the Sardar of the Lal Salami clan – Raja Ravish Kumar.


According to science, the Earth revolves around the Sun. According to a particular book and thinkers, the earth is flat, it does not rotate at all. But according to King Ravish, the whole universe including the earth, the sun, the entire solar system revolves around him. And if there is a slight obstacle in this entire circumambulation, then the culprits are Modi, IT Cell, Sangh and Godi Media. 

For the last 5-7 years, by speaking words like IT cell, Sangh 15-15 times a week, the mood of this human has been shaken to such an extent that at times it seems that now if this person’s tea’s hotness is even a little more If it happens, Ravish will probably be seen saying something like this to the chaiwala –

“You want to burn my face by drinking too much hot tea? So that I can not do prime time by speaking and my voice cannot reach the people. Be it from IT cell or Sanghi? You are a chaiwala.. are you Modi’s agent?”

One such complacent act was performed by Ravish recently, when he was seen on TV saying that his channel has been deliberately removed from a pack by a private cable organization ‘Hathway’ to block his voice from reaching the masses. Can you


Just before the Lok Sabha elections, Ravish, who talked about throwing the TV out of the house, was seen saying, ‘You call your cable guy, fight with them that we have to watch prime time’.

First of all make it clear Ravish whether to watch TV or not to watch? I broke up with my ex saying ‘I can’t understand your mixed signals’. There will be no more self centered person in this world than you. Now my ex-girlfriend is raising the question by sending me the link of your video- “Ab bol .. ab bol na ‘abusive’?”

Shall I show her face now? You haven’t left me anywhere, have you, Ravish? Let me know, you have not left the journalism of this country anywhere. Ravish, riding on a horse of self-obsession, you feel that all the media houses and all the journalists of the country are Vajra Dehati and only know how to extract butter from stale buttermilk. The real mozzarella thing in journalism is you creating from every hole in your body. 

7 years have passed Ravish, for how long will this South Delhi’s Shanaya carry on with the attitude of ‘I am so beautiful, what should I do’? Do you ever laugh when you look at yourself in the mirror?

 

He also said in his video that there is some business related reason given by Hathway to remove his channel from the pack which according to Rajaji is completely wrong. For how long will you keep covering your incompetence by giving these trivial reasons? With these things, only your Quint and Wire’s disciples will be able to become hung, the public understands everything.

By the way, Ravish’s lustful fan group believes that Modi ji sends his hologram on the roof of every prime time spectator at 9 pm, who cuts the strings with scissors. Although science has made progress, but whether it has done so much, I personally doubt it.

The students of 40-45 years old may have had such an empty account of borrowed tea and maththi at the Ganga Dhaba of your uncle’s university. Ravish, Sangh and BJP people might not have that much time.

Do some introspection. Follow the advice of the head of the company whose sticker is pasted on the laptop and do prime time at 9:00 pm, take your breath in and out in the morning and evening.

Maybe you will find time to realize that your popularity is gone. Now people don’t want to listen to your 7 years old roti roti script. They have understood that you are not an impartial journalist, because if this were the case, you would have propagated 1 fabricated scam called Rafale by shouting louder than those who came to sell revri and gajak in winter, tearing the nadis of your neck. .

With the same enthusiasm you would also talk about the tax scam of more than 3000 crores given by your boss. But no, you will not because while talking on this issue your lips will stick together like bees on Patanjali’s honey.

You see what I did there yes!


I have heard that you wake up at 7:00 in the morning and write thousands of words throughout the day and then you can do prime time at 9:00 pm. Ch ch f… even after doing all this, you are not able to mobilize the audience? Hathway’s name has to be propaganda. 

Parvesh Maurya
Parvesh Maurya
Parvesh Maurya, has 5 years of experience in writing Finance Content, Entertainment news, Cricket and more. He has done BA in English. He loves to Play Sports and read books in free time. In case of any complain or feedback, please contact me @ informalnewz@gmail.com
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